Thursday, November 19, 2009

Autumn Leaves

It's fall and I raked up a bunch of leaves in our back yard. It was a beautiful day and my body loved (and needed) the workout. After two hours of raking I had three huge piles of pale yellow, ochre, ruddy red, and brown leaves. It was lovely. As I stood admiring my work, a thought struck me. What am I going to do with all these leaves?

I couldn't burn them, because now-a-days you have to have a permit, a special metal container, and a fire extinguisher near by. Besides, Al Gore might give me dirty looks for contributing to the (bogus) green house effect.

I couldn't put them into bags and take them to the dump, because I would get a black mark for contributing to the land-fill problem.

I couldn't start a compost heap, because my neighbors would complain about the stink, and then ask me if I had the audacity of becoming a tree hugger person in the middle of suburbia.

So, I left them. Yep...they're sitting out there in the back yard; three huge piles of leaves enjoying the sunshine and waiting for the snow to cover them up. I figure the snow will dematerialize them during the winter, and come spring, my husband will just mow them into oblivion.

I guess I could go back out and scatter the leaves around again. I mean, it's what Mother Nature did in the first place. Who am I to try and improve on her brilliance?

3 comments:

  1. My husband had most of ours mowed into compost before the grandkids even got to jump in them. The ones that are left are pretty wet and icky, but I suppose they'll keep the trees and shrubs warm until spring.

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  2. Our council do a "green waste" collection. They collect the rubbish, recycling, and things like leaves and grass cuttings for a giant compost heap. We also have one of those special metal containers for burning stuff. Lots of fun! Want to borrow it?!?

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  3. I love the beauty of Autumn leaves. But dealing with them can be overwhelming when you don't know what to do with them all. :)

    We got most of ours cleared up, but the neighbor's keep finding their way over as well.

    Leaves are everywhere!

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